When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
are you there god? it’s me……………………………………..slime man
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to
Recovery takes a lot of time, effort, and planning; but staying sick takes your whole life.
this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people